So, we thought that we'd throw our 2 pence into the hottest political race since last time. But we're not talking foreign policies or recession, no, we're looking at something more simple and something we think is an important reflection on the way the race for democratic nomination has been fought and perhaps more importantly the integrity of each candidate. Posters. Yes, that's right, posters. If you're involved in design or any creative field and kinda know what's good design and what's 'laugh so hard that you're cleaning Weetos off you keyboard' design. We're not judging or even remarking on who designed the poster, we're just having a look and then making wildly subjective judgments on the candidates and their ability to rule the worlds greatest producer of fat people and good trainers.
Firstly, Its Obama. The guy is fucking awesome and I really hope that Americans can see that voting for him would be the best thing for them and the rest of us, maybe that way the american economy will be resurrected and the knock on effect on the world economy will mean that I can buy Ribena and weed and not have to make that unenviable decision.
Designed by Shepard Fairey from Obey the Giant fame.
We say..
Nice! I'd buy one of them
Hillary, I swear America shouldn't vote for the clapped out weirdo that is H town, she's wrong in so many ways, but the worst thing, even worse than the sniper fire bullshit, is her fucked up face. She has a really fucked up smile, Its somewhere between squeezing out a tiny pebble shit after you've eaten a whole pack of Imodium (anti-diarrheal tablets) and finding out the bullshit lies you've been telling are slowly being found out. Anyway here's her poster
We say..
'HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. That has to be the shittest poster EVER! are you fucking kidding me? the gashness of the poster is compounded by what the designer says about it.
"Senator Clinton is a beautiful, strong and inspiring woman, and I wanted to make a poster that reflected that. Rather than putting a slogan on the poster, I chose to put her name, because she is surely the only leader at this level with whom we are all on a first-name basis, and to me, that reflects her personal warmth and connection with ordinary Americans.".
I'm sorry, but piss off, did you make the poster while macing yourself?
We'd just like to add that we wrote this after a really long night and we're sorry if it offended you or some shit. If it did, you should get out more and maybe just chill out, spend more time with the family or get some new porn or something?